Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Tatum Bell: Out of a Job in the NFL, Takes Up New Career as Petty Thief

[Tatum's future mugshot]


In a strange turn of events, a former Bengal is stolen from. While Rudi Johnson, the new running back for the Detroit Lions, was negotiating his contract in CEO Matt Millen's office, his bags were swiped by an unknown person. After reviewing the security footage, the thief in question was none other than replaced RB Tatum Bell.

The bag was said to contain $200 in cash, several credit and ID cards, and Johnson's clothes. Bell, who was cut shortly after Johnson was signed, denies any wrongdoing. Johnson doesn't seek to press charges, as the bags (now empty) have been returned.

In a seemingly unrelated story, boxer Floyd Mayweather has reported $7 million worth of jewelry missing. Check with Tatum Bell.

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